More Paris Hilton Road Construction Humor

One more celebrity at the side of the road-it seems to be pretty busy over there. This time it is Paris Hilton over there and she needs help. But, of course, we all knew that.



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Paris has More Graffiti?

Hey! Wait just a minute. Is it possible? Do you think that all of the recent Paris Hilton publicity may be connected to her love of publicity?

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Paris Hilton Graffiti Again

Did you know one of David Letterman's recent top ten reasons why Paris Hilton was not doing well in prison? She was suffering from insomnia because she’s not used to sleeping in the same bed every night.

Well, I guess that this little excerpt of graffiti pretty much confirms that.

Paris seems to get around, doesn't she? But at least she was sleeping back when this graffiti was written. The prison scuttlebutt has it that she hasn't been doing a lot of that since she's been confined to the slammer.

The grapevine also hinted that she would not eat and would not even go to the toilet because she was afraid that one of the guards would photograph her on the john and sell the photo to the tabloids.

Come to think of it, those tabloids probably would pay for a photo like that. Quite a society we have, where you cannot even go to the toilet for fear a photo of the act will end up in the media.

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Paris Hilton Graffiti

Does this latest version of "Kilroy was here" graffiti promise to become more famous than the original World War II famous Graffiti? For those who never took a history lesson, "Kilroy was here" was a popular graffiti left at battle sites and prisoner of war jail cells during World War II.

Paris Hilton is probably one of the most famous prisoners in world history, although most famous prisoners were famous because they were imprisoned for a cause, such as South Africa's Nelson Mandela, who was imprisoned because of his anti-apartheid actions in South Africa. Paris, on the other hand, is the cause of her own imprisonment.

It is not easy for a 26-year-old billionaire heiress to land in jail. You have to do some pretty dumb things for someone that wealthy to lose your freedom--even if it is only for 45 days.

But Paris Hilton is living proof of that.

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